Canine Sophisticate Looking for a Home
Not a home to live in, of course! I have the greatest pack any dog could ask for. My name is Pussy Cat (no cracks please!) and I am a gorgeous Doberman Pincer (a really smart fellah--everyone tells me so) living in Chicago with my Pops (you know him as Colin Jones) who's looked after me forever and given me the best scratch and an endless supply of Turkey Jerky. My Emily (Pops' younger sister) runs a gallery off Superior Street, but never runs out of time to rub my ears. Toots (a.k.a Ruth Ochs Paterson) has filled many roles in our pack, changing with the times; as our story begins, she is Pops' Personal Assistant. And lastly, Ben Whitney (client of Jones' Industry and a family friend going back before me) and his hot Dobie Athene round out our little band.
No, we want a publishing home for Judy's ghostwritten autobiography of the greatest Doberman to walk the earth--Me. Naturally titled Pussy Cat, it chronicles the the point in my life in which I learn what I'm still doing here when I should have--which I would've if that mean, stubborn, obnoxious door guard . . . . Well, read the book and find out what really happened!